godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

(via laughing-llama)

(Source: badtvblog, via fantasticallyweirdshit)

zarry:

i feel this on a spiritual level

(via fivegum)

(via fivegum)

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thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings, via erukk)

(Source: bradtitt, via miranduh-cosgrove)

bondoge:

THATS AN EMPTY PHONE CASE

(Source: nicklugo, via miranduh-cosgrove)

theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

(via miranduh-cosgrove)

the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

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